Entertainment

06:00

My Pet Shame TRW

Gavin & Stacey star Joanna Page and behaviourist Marc Abraham meet a cat with a nipple fetish, a miniature horse that thinks it is a dog, a parrot with a foul mouth and a tortoise that likes to bite toes. Last in the series (Wildlife)

07:00

Best of Oops TV RW

Selection of video out-takes, sporting mishaps, home recordings, CCTV footage and internet broadcasts. Narrated by Justin Lee Collins (Comedy)

08:00

Stargate Atlantis TRW

McKay comes up with a plan to harness the energy of a strange planet's misty atmosphere, supplying everyone with an opportunity to make a trip back to Earth - although they fear they may not be able to return to Atlantis. Sci-fi drama, starring David Hewlett (Sci-fi)

09:00

Stargate Atlantis TRW

Part one of two. A hurricane bears down on the city, so the inhabitants are forced to evacuate. However, the team's new-found enemy, the Genii, take the opportunity to colonise Atlantis, capturing Weir and McKay - and leaving Sheppard trying to keep his wits about him to secure their rescue and the safety of his people's homes (Sci-fi)

10:00

Hawaii Five-0 TRW

The team investigates the abduction of a cyber-terrorism expert who is found to have developed a computer `skeleton key' that allows the user to hack into government agencies. American crime drama, starring Alex O'Loughlin and Scott Caan

11:00

Hawaii Five-0 TRW

The team investigates when a simmering gang war spills over at a high-school football game, and uncovers an unlikely partnership between Samoan gangs and the Mob. Danny has issues with his ex-wife when she threatens to cut off his custody rights, but the situation improves when McGarrett calls in a favour from a powerful ally

12:00

Sun, Sea and A&E TRW

Documentary following the misfortunes of British tourists who find themselves lying in a hospital ward rather than on sun-kissed beaches (Holiday)

13:00

Lie to Me RW

Cal is called in to help find the gunman who shot a policeman, leaving him paralysed - which he does by interpreting the movements of the officer's eyes. However, he finds himself embroiled in a conspiracy involving drug dealing and corrupt police - and his daughter Emily is also dragged into proceedings. Drama, starring Tim Roth (Drama)

14:00

Lie to Me TRW

Four masked robbers steal a jewelled egg and accidentally kill its owner in the process. When the item falls into the hands of Torres' younger sister, it becomes clear someone is willing to do whatever is necessary to retrieve it. Crime drama, starring Monica Raymund (Drama)

15:00

Stargate Atlantis TRW

Part two of two. The crew is forced out of the city by an incredible storm, and has to watch as Atlantis is repopulated by the Genii. Major Sheppard does all he can to secure their return home, as well as embarking upon a bold effort to rescue Weir and McKay, who have been taken hostage (Sci-fi)

16:00

Stargate Atlantis TRW

Sheppard and his crew investigate a mysterious satellite, and suspect something is amiss when the remains of a Wraith ship are detected on the planet below. They decide to inspect the crash site, unaware a sinister secret lies hidden in the wreckage (Sci-fi)

17:00

Futurama TRW

Bender discovers he has a mortal manufacturing defect, and wonders if his life is coming to an end (Comedy Sci-fi)

17:30

Futurama TRW

The Professor invents a one-way time machine and takes the crew into the future, with no hope of returning (Comedy Sci-fi)

18:00

Got to Dance: Auditions Uncut W

Bonus footage from the competition judged by West End star Adam Garcia, former Pussycat Doll Kimberly Wyatt and Ashley Banjo from 2009 Britain's Got Talent winners Diversity. After the auditions the best acts will be taken through to the live shows and viewers will get the chance to vote for who should be Got to Dance champion

18:30

The Simpsons TR

Bart uses industrial adhesive to stick assorted novelty items to his face, while Lisa persuades Homer to let her visit the museum - but takes the wrong bus and becomes lost in an unfamiliar part of Springfield

19:00

The Simpsons TRW

Grampa gives each member of the family $50, and Lisa anonymously donates her money to Nelson to support his dream of making custom bicycles. During a visit to an upmarket department store, Marge decides to buy an expensive handbag and promises Homer she will return it. When the item is successfully returned for a full refund, despite signs of wear and tear, Homer is inspired to buy things he cannot afford with the intention of taking them back at a later date

19:30

The Simpsons TR

Lisa tries to get the Olympic Games to come to Springfield, but Bart ruins her efforts with an ill-judged stand-up routine. As punishment, he is forced to undertake community service at Grampa's retirement home, where he discovers the OAPs are desperate to feel young again

20:00

Obese: A Year to Save My Life TRW

A 51-year-old nurse who weighs more than 27st calls on fitness expert Jessie Pavelka to help her shed the pounds so she can have a hip operation. Claiming to have tried every diet, Beverley reveals how she hides her insecurities behind her `Big Bev' personality (Documentary)

21:00

Brit Cops: War on Crime TRW

Documentary series following the work of police officers in Lincolnshire as they tackle crime (Documentary)

22:00

Fringe TW

Peter takes a trip to the Other Side as he tries to find his way home. He decides to pay Walternate a visit when Walter offers no assistance, but things are not as he expected. Meanwhile, Olivia is forced to choose sides when she receives a premonition from an Observer

23:00

Mad Dogs TRW

The friends try to repair the damage they have unwittingly done when they are confronted by a ruthless villain, forcing them into a race to find the remaining money. When it seems all hope is lost, Woody remembers Alvo mentioning a stash of hidden cash before he died, leading the boys to interrupt a wedding. Psychological thriller, starring Max Beesley, Philip Glenister, John Simm and Marc Warren (Drama)

00:00

Dog the Bounty Hunter TR

The Chapman family, led by patriarch Duane `Dog' Chapman, continues its never-ending war against bail-dodgers (Documentary)

00:30

Dog the Bounty Hunter TR

Documentary series following the Chapmans, a family of bounty hunters led by Duane `Dog' Chapman (Documentary)

01:00

99 Most Bizarre TRW

A rundown of the most incomprehensible sleepwalking misadventures on record, including the tale of a man who wandered into a lake of alligators, another who survived walking off a sixth-floor balcony, and a pianist who punched his way through a glass window. Plus, the man who was acquitted of murdering his father because he was asleep when he committed the crime (Documentary)

01:50

Fringe TRW

Following the discovery of unusual remains at the site of a jumbo jet crash, Olivia and Peter go undercover to investigate further

02:40

Road Wars TRW

Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme also features footage of dangerous drivers (Factual)

03:30

Road Wars TRW

Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme also features footage of dangerous drivers (Factual)

04:20

Lion Man TRW

Tiger Shakina gives birth to a healthy cub, and trouble stirs in the lion enclosure when head of pride Sampson fights to gain a female's attention (Wildlife)

04:45

Lion Man TRW

Jahdu the white royal Bengal tiger undergoes a minor operation to treat a swollen joint, and Karen and Craig treat two young lions to a day at the beach (Wildlife)

05:10

Don't Forget the Lyrics TRW

Aspiring singer Carly Hatton - a member of internet pop group Angels Online - takes centre stage as she tries to win a share of the prize money to fund a glamorous wedding in Las Vegas. Shane Richie presents (Quiz)